Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing. What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris’ victims before they died? His shoe. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. The ash cloud was not caused by the Icelandic Volcano, Chuck Norris was having a barbecue, When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves, When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean, If something is to good to be true, it’s Chuck Norris.
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